Well hello to any schmoodles and sweets that might have accidentally popped into The Loo. I am actually happy to have you here. You must be thinking that this will be amusing in the potty mouthed, toilet humor kind of way, but I assure you that the concept is much deeper than that... Aaand now I am afraid that I might have disappointed you, so I suppose that every once in a while I could take a "crack" at it.
Since my son became a walking being, the only place that I can escape from him is the bathroom. Once the door is locked, I have a room ALL TO MYSELF and though I can probably only reasonably spend 20 minutes at a time in here, it is my sanctuary...but only if the door is locked. Even then I contend with the shaking door knob and tiny fingertips poking thru the bottom of the door.
So I am happy to have introduced myself and hope you'll pop in again. Don't forget to powder your nose. Tuda-Loo!